Imagine this:

it's cold outside.

you have to go to zee bafroom. 

but your hands are full of bags and all thees other thingz.

zee door is locked.

so you have to fumble around to find your keyz and try to open zee door

but can't put down zee bags bc thas gross putting zem on zee floor.

so you struggle vith all your might trying to unlock and open zee door.

once you finally get in zee house,

zee epic journey is not over:

you (I) have to go up zee stariz,

clanking all zee bags on the side of the wallz as you struggle making it up the stairz,

all zee time youstill have to pee REALLY bad

you put zee bags down

but put zem down so zee stuff in the bags don't get all messed up.

zen you FINALLY are able to start your way to zee bafroom

but by now you're trying with all your might to not pee your pants, literally

but you have to take off your glovez,

zen scarf

zen unbutton your jacket

unzip your jacket

take off your jacket

oh yeah, you had to take off your boots when you got in zee house, that vas horrible too

about now you're trying with all your might to seriously NOT to pee your pants

FINALLY after all the excruciating pain of trying to not pee your pants,

you can go to zee bafroom

but zen you have to sit down on zee freezing cold seat- that's death

moral of the story:

when it's cold outside,

your hands are full,

the door is locked

and you have to pee really bad,

it's going to be a long time til the relief.

note- yes i posed for this picture, that is not my jacket or scarf or gloves

nor my santa toilet decorator- but they are all super cool huh? haha